i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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