Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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