Where are you?
In a non slutty way
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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