Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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