so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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