I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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