Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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