umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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