I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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