I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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