i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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