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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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