chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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