I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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