I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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