I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize