I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
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If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
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so much tequila, so little girl.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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