Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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