Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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