I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Randomize
