you're like a bully in the Christmas story
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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