we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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