did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I would ride that face into the sunset
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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