So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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