is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
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Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
i've created a new STD.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Drunk is a universal language darling
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