walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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