Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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