When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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