My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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