ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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