I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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