That's when you crack a 10am beer
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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