So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
