I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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