It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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