This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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