I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
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