so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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