If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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