still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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