dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I would ride that face into the sunset
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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