the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
BRING THE BAGELS
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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