New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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