BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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