What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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