I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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