My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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