Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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