Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
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She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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