Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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