There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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