I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Mom said you looked used
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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