My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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