Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
