i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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