I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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