i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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