my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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